So I started rereading the Princess Diaries because I figured I’d finally get all the NYC references it makes, and I realized something.

Grandmère in the books isn’t Julie Andrews. She’s LUCILLE BLUTH.

also I was walking around the East Village and Union Square tonight and two dudes on motorcycles roared past and I yelled KANEDAAAAAAAAAA as they passed

does anyone have a spare life I will buy it

My mom has become obsessed with RuPaul’s Drag Race ever since I randomly watched an early season 2 episode with her.

She’s marathoned the whole season with me in 2 sittings.

She has a HUGE crush on Raven.

She’s BEGGING ME to watch the last two episodes of the season.

there’s a ~suspicious package~ at the top of the street and a police bomb squad barricading our cul de sac

of all days for me to choose to visit my mom in NJ

I think at this point I want this semester over so I can have fingernails again.

FINALS

do I come across as standoffish / scary / cold / bitchy?

there was no neil gaiman in the falafel wrap i just bought from trader joe’s

the internet has lied to me

HIGH STRUNG OVERACHIEVER GROUP MEMBER CAN YOU NOT BREATHE DOWN MY NECK WHILE I WORK ON THESE DUMB LAST MINUTE CHANGES

YES I HAVE A YOUTUBE ON I LIKE TO LISTEN TO THINGS WHILE I WORK

I ALREADY HAVE A PROFESSOR WHO HATES ME ON MY CASE

I DO NOT NEED THIS FROM A PISSY LITTLE OVERACHIEVER IN MY GROUP PROJECT TOO