can we please have like twenty seconds of cold-ish weather without it being Christmas INSANTLY and CONSTANTLY?
Just, can I please just like, finish my stash of candy, and have a few days of anticipating Thanksgiving dinner before Santa Claus comes busting down my door with elves and reindeer crashing through the windows? I can already hear them screaming at me to just be in a constant state of HOLDIAY MERRIMENT SPEND MONEY DECORATE A TREE FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY PRESENTS GIVING BE CHEERFUL CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
FUCK SPENDING MONEY
FUCK EXTENDED FAMILY
FUCK SOCIALLY MANDATED GIFTS